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Funny Thank You One Liners

Looking for some funny thank you one liners?  Whether you want to show your appreciation for a funny gift or express your gratitude for someone’s support, a funny thank you quote can be just the thing to lighten the mood and let the person know how much you appreciate them.    

But who has time to come up with something witty and personal for every thank you card?

Here are some funny thank you quotes to get you started:

  • Thanks for being the cheese to my macaroni
  • Thank you for being the reason I smile every day.
  • Thanks for being the milk to my cookies.
  • Thanks for being the yin to my yang.
  • Thanks for being the cherry on top of my sundae.
  • Thank you for being my inspiration, my motivation, and my biggest cheerleader.
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Appreciation Funny Thank You Quotes

Thank you notes are a polite way of expressing gratitude, but they don’t have to be serious all the time! 

If you’re looking for a way to add a little bit of levity to your thank yous, why not try out one of these shockingly good thank you one liners?

😃 I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you”- don’t they know that everyone likes money? Not that I’m giving you any… thanks, though!

😃You are the best therapist I could ever hope to have without paying a penny!

😃 Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day. I’m unwilling to give it back, but I’d be happy to share! 

😃 Thank you for being understanding….I know I can be a bit emotional sometimes.  Sorry about the wet shirt.

😃 I couldn’t have done it without you…or maybe I could have, but it would have been a lot harder.  

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😃 I’ll get you next time- I said that the last few times, but I really mean it this time! Thanks for helping me out.

😃 Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give; I know how too, I just choose not to!

😃You’re the person who always knows how to make me smile, even when I’m having the worst day ever.

😃 “I’m pretty sure you’re my guardian angel, or at least the person who keeps me from making terrible decisions.

😃 Thanks a ton for the birthday wishes.  The rest of you are dead to me now….

😃 If I had a nickel for every time that I appreciated something you did for me, we’d both be millionaires. 

😃 You’re the reason I’m not completely losing my mind, even though it feels like I’m on the brink.

😃 I don’t know how you manage to be so amazing all the time, but I’m glad you’re in my life

😃 Happy birthday! Every year I’m glad that you continue to be older than me, thank you for making me feel young.

😃Thanks to all my everyday people for the birthday wishes! You guys make getting older a little less painful and a lot more fun.

😃 Thanks for the help! That unusual sensation I was feeling is now gone, and I promise I won’t ask you to help me move furniture again

😃 Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”  Mark Twain

😃 Thanks for your help! I’m abundantly thankful that I didn’t have to do this alone, and that we can now enjoy a well-deserved drink (or three) 

😃 I thought I would send you a thank you card to show how polite I am- I would’ve included a gift card as well, but I don’t have as much money as I do manners!

😃 You’re welcome for everything, but thanks for nothing! 

😃 Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering and explicit detail of my life. 

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Funny Thank You One Liners

😃 I have to say, “Thank you” so much that I probably sound like a broken record to you. That’s why I sent you a card this time.

😃 I didn’t think that it would be right to email you a thank you note, since I send you so many emails already- that’s why I’m texting you this! Thanks for being so annoyingly perfect.

😃 Your fantastic generous nature belies the fact that you are annoyingly good looking. 

😃 I don’t know what I’d do without you, but it would probably involve a lot of crying and eating ice cream!

😃 You’re the person who always knows how to make me feel better, even when I’m being a total drama queen.

Saying thank you is more than good manners, it is good spirituality.

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😃 Thank you for always picking up the phone…even when you know it’s me!

😃 Thank you for being you.

😃 You get me & yet you still want to hang out!  That’s why we’re besties.I owe you big time. You are the best of the good guys. 

😃 Thank you berry much!  

😃 Thanks for putting  up with my shit, no-one else does!

😃 Happy birthday you freakishly amazing humanoid. I give my daily gushing thanks that we are friends. 

😃 C’mon, you got all the talent. Lets forget about those ears. 

Funny Thank You Quotes

Check out these funny thank you quotes that will make you lough out loud, or at least I hope they will!

😃 Your Cinco De Mayo themed birthday party was excelente. Grassy ass!

😃 Your open-bar birthday bash was a night to remember… I sure don’t, but I saw a few pictures where I was clearly having a great time! Thank you beer-y much.

😃 I don’t normally write thank you notes, but your birthday gift was out of this world. Which planet did you visit when you bought it?

😃 Thanks for always being my partner in crime, even when the crime is just eating too much pizza.

😃 Thanks for always being there to listen to me complain about the same thing over and over again

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😃 Thanks shallot- your cooking brings tears of joy to my eyes.

😃 Mom  thank you for teaching me life skills, from paying my own bills to using the big potty- I wouldn’t be where I am in life without you.

😃 Like Parmesan cheese on spaghetti, I’m truly grate-full for all that you do!

😃 Thanks for making me look good!

😃 I owe ya big time!

😃 My hero!

😃 Thanks pho picking up the tab for dinner- next time I’ll buy Mexican food; we can taco bout it later.

😃 Thanks a hole punch for your help around the office!

😃 Oprah Winfrey called. She’ll pay a million dollars if we can bottle your awesomeness. 

😃 You’re the bee’s knees! Thank you so much

😃 You rock! Thanks for all your help

😃 Thanks for being my hero! You saved the day!

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😃 I have this very unusual sensation, it almost feels like I’m grateful.  Ugh I hope it doesn’t last long!

😃 Best friend.  Thanks for helping me pick up on guys I like, and repel the ones I don’t! You’re the perfect clubby buddy.

😃 In a world filled with useless lame ducks, you are eternally a spring chicken!

😃 The way I express gratitude is subtle, so don’t expect me to just come out and say thank you. The next time you find a million bucks on the ground, it could be from me!

😃 In a sea of sub par people, your are an above the crowd type.  Us every day people salute you!

😃 Here’s to the friend that never fails to cheer someone up, and the person who always goes out of their way no matter what!

😃 I would like to thank your middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it!

😃 Only you could walk with me through this incredible journey.  I am abundantly thankful for your friendship. 

Sarcastic Thank You Lines

😃 You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m sitting on the toilet- so I guess you could say that you’re an inspiration to me. 

😃 I’d like to thank you, but I’m not sure what for. Thanks for something, nothing or whatever.

😃 You’re awesome, I’m grateful: end of story!

😃 Thank you for always being my sounding board, even when I’m being totally irrational

😃 Your gift was so unexpected; I didn’t even expect to like it.

😃 You’ve truly outdone yourself with this one. Thanks, I guess.

😃 Oh, you really shouldn’t have… but you did. Thanks.

😃 Thank you for being my go-to person for all the important things in life, like which shoes to wear with my outfit

😃Thank you for always being my wingman, even when the odds are stacked against us

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Funny Thank You Quotes for Friends

😃 Thanks for being my shoulder to lean on, even when I’m feeling like a ton!

😃 Thanks so much, my debt of gratitude has no end!

😃 You’re the best thing since sliced bread…and butter!

😃 My cup runneth over with thanks – cheers!

😃 You deserve an award…or at the very least some cake!

😃 You’re like my guardian angel…minus the wings!

😃 I don’t know what I’d do without you – but it probably wouldn’t be good!

😃 I couldn’t do life without you, unless I wanted to be really boring

😃 I don’t know what I’d do without you, but it would probably involve a lot of crying and eating ice cream.

😃 I don’t know how you put up with me, but I’m glad you do.

😃 I’m pretty sure you’re the reason I’m still sane, or at least pretending to be.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

😃 You are as lucky to have a friend like me that says, “thank you” as I am to have a friend like you that helps me out A LOT.

😃 I have declared today a National Day of YOU. Put on your best dress, you are getting one card!

😃 I’m feeling very strange, It’s a very unusual sensation, I’m feeling the need to say thank you!

😃 I feel a very unusual sensation –  if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.” Benjamin Disraeli

😃 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Anon

😃 You’re the reason I was able to enjoy my paid vacation without worrying about work, and for that, I owe you a drink (or five).

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Funny Facebook Birthday Thank You Messages

😃 I could thank you a million times over, or you could just copy and paste this as much as you’d like. Let’s just agree that it’s the thought that counts.

😃 Of all the people who could have befriended this hopeless case, poor you got the job. I think God a hundred times a day. 

😃 You’re so good at giving gifts, throwing parties and baking cakes, and I’m good at… Enjoying all of those things. Thanks for being my Birthday Bash Bestie!  Oh and thanks for the perfect gift.

😃 Thanks to all my Facebook friends for the birthday wishes! You guys make getting older a little less painful.

😃 I’m pretty sure my Facebook wall has never been so popular. Thanks for all the birthday love, guys!

😃 Thanks to all my Facebook friends for the birthday wishes! You guys make me feel like a celebrity (or at least a D-list reality star)

😃 Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Well, consider this card another well deserved boost to your ego.

😃 You’re a genius!  You’ve made my gift giving skills look like they came from someone who went to college.  Thanks for helping me out with this one pal.

😃 Thanks to everyone who took time out of their day to wish me a happy birthday on Facebook. You guys are the real MVPs!

😃 Thanks for all the birthday wishes, Facebook friends! I feel like I just won the internet jackpot.

😃 Another year, another birthday, but at least I have all you Facebook friends to make me feel special. Thanks for the love

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Thank You Funny Quotes

😃 Do you ever get tired of being so helpful? I hope not, because I’m always going to need it. Thank you!

😃 Your self worth is already inflated, so I don’t need to tell you how excellent, amazing, talented and incredible you are. Thank you for knowing all of that already.

😃 Congratulations, Mr. Perfect! Once again I have to thank YOU for everything YOU have done out of the “kindness” of YOUR heart. You crazy smart jerk!

😃 Thank you for being my rock… even when I’m rolling all over the place!

😃 You deserve a gold medal in the gift-giving category! 

😃 Thank you, thank youuuuuuu.  Oh and thanks for the funny memes and gifs too, I laughed my butt off.

😃 If we were in the next peanuts movie, you would be the Carlie Browniest! 

😃 Thanks for understanding me… even when I don’t understand myself!

😃 Thanks for being my cheerleader…even though I’m terrible at sports!

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Funny Thank You Notes

😃 Your mad skills and willingness to help make you a hero worthy of action films- trying to thank you for everything is a Mission: Impossible!

😃 So what if your kindness saved me from certain disaster, solved my problem and calmed me down.  Show off!!

😃 When pondering if I would do the same for you as you have done for me, I couldn’t help but think, “No effing way!” Thanks for being willing to go that extra mile, even when no one else wants to.

😃 Thank goodness for you – where would I be without you?

😃 You’re an absolute lifesaver – thank you so much!

😃 You’re my hero – thank you from the bottom of my heart!

😃 I’m so lucky to have such an amazing friend like YOU!

😃 I don’t know what I would do without YOU!”

Funny Thanks You Quotes

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.

You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.

The real gift of gratitude is that the more grateful you are, the more present you become.

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