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Funny Thank You One Liners

Looking for some funny thank you one liners?  Whether you want to show your appreciation for a funny gift or express your gratitude for someone’s support, a funny thank you quote can be just the thing to lighten the mood and let the person know how much you appreciate them.    

But who has time to come up with something witty and personal for every thank you card?

The Write Greeting is the perfect solution.  With our list of funny thank you one liners, you can easily find the right thing to say and have your card printed and mailed in no time!

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Thank you notes are a polite way of expressing gratitude, but they don’t have to be serious all the time! 

If you’re looking for a way to add a little bit of levity to your thank yous, why not try out one of these shockingly good thank you one liners?

I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you”- don’t they know that everyone likes money? Not that I’m giving you any… thanks, though!

You are the best therapist I could ever hope to have without paying a penny!

Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day. I’m unwilling to give it back, but I’d be happy to share! 

Thank you for being understanding….I know I can be a bit emotional sometimes.  Sorry about the wet shirt.

I couldn’t have done it without you…or maybe I could have, but it would have been a lot harder.  

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I’ll get you next time- I said that the last few times, but I really mean it this time! Thanks for helping me out.

Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give; I know how too, I just choose not to!

Thanks a ton for the birthday wishes.  The rest of you are dead to me now….

If I had a nickel for every time that I appreciated something you did for me, we’d both be millionaires. 

Happy birthday! Every year I’m glad that you continue to be older than me, thank you for making me feel young.

I thought I would send you a thank you card to show how polite I am- I would’ve included a gift card as well, but I don’t have as much money as I do manners!

You’re welcome for everything, but thanks for nothing! 

Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering and explicit detail of my life. 

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Funny Thank You One Liners

I have to say, “Thank you” so much that I probably sound like a broken record to you. That’s why I sent you a card this time.

I didn’t think that it would be right to email you a thank you note, since I send you so many emails already- that’s why I’m texting you this! Thanks for being so annoyingly perfect.

Your fantastic generous nature belies the fact that you are annoyingly good looking. 

Saying thank you is more than good manners, it is good spirituality.

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Thank you for always picking up the phone…even when you know it’s me!

Thank you for being you.

You get me & yet you still want to hang out!  That’s why we’re besties.I owe you big time. You are the best of the good guys. 

Thank you berry much!  

Thanks for putting  up with my shit, no-one else does!

Happy birthday you freakishly amazing humanoid. I give my daily gushing thanks that we are friends. 

C’mon, you got all the talent. Lets forget about those ears. 

Your Cinco De Mayo themed birthday party was excelente. Grassy ass!

Your open-bar birthday bash was a night to remember… I sure don’t, but I saw a few pictures where I was clearly having a great time! Thank you beer-y much.

I don’t normally write thank you notes, but your birthday gift was out of this world. Which planet did you visit when you bought it?!

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Thanks shallot- your cooking brings tears of joy to my eyes.

Mom  thank you for teaching me life skills, from paying my own bills to using the big potty- I wouldn’t be where I am in life without you.

Like Parmesan cheese on spaghetti, I’m truly grate-full for all that you do!

Thanks pho picking up the tab for dinner- next time I’ll buy Mexican food; we can taco bout it later.

Thanks a hole punch for your help around the office!

Oprah Winfrey called. She’ll pay a million dollars if we can bottle your awesomeness. 

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I have this very unusual sensation, it almost feels like I’m grateful.  Ugh I hope it doesn’t last long!

Best friend.  Thanks for helping me pick up on guys I like, and repel the ones I don’t! You’re the perfect clubby buddy.

In a world filled with useless lame ducks, you are eternally a spring chicken!

The way I express gratitude is subtle, so don’t expect me to just come out and say thank you. The next time you find a million bucks on the ground, it could be from me!

In a sea of sub par people, your are an above the crowd type.  Us every day people salute you!

Here’s to the friend that never fails to cheer someone up, and the person who always goes out of their way no matter what!

I would like to thank your middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it!

Only you could walk with me through this incredible journey.  I am abundantly thankful for your friendship. 

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You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m sitting on the toilet- so I guess you could say that you’re an inspiration to me. 

I’d like to thank you, but I’m not sure what for. Thanks for something, nothing or whatever.

You’re awesome, I’m grateful: end of story!

Your gift was so unexpected; I didn’t even expect to like it.

You’ve truly outdone yourself with this one. Thanks, I guess.

Oh, you really shouldn’t have… but you did. Thanks.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

You are as lucky to have a friend like me that says, “thank you” as I am to have a friend like you that helps me out A LOT.

I have declared today a National Day of YOU. Put on your best dress, you are getting one card!

I’m feeling very strange, It’s a very unusual sensation, I’m feeling th eneed to say thnak you!

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I could thank you a million times over, or you could just copy and paste this as much as you’d like. Let’s just agree that it’s the thought that counts.

Of all the people who could have befriended this hopeless case, poor you got the job. I think God a hundred times a day. 

You’re so good at giving gifts, throwing parties and baking cakes, and I’m good at… Enjoying all of those things. Thanks for being my Birthday Bash Bestie!  Oh and thanks for the perfect gift.

Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Well, consider this card another well deserved boost to your ego.

You’re a genius!  You’ve made my gift giving skills look like they came from someone who went to college.  Thanks for helping me out with this one pal.

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Do you ever get tired of being so helpful? I hope not, because I’m always going to need it. Thank you!

Your self worth is already inflated, so I don’t need to tell you how excellent, amazing, talented and incredible you are. Thank you for knowing all of that already.

Congratulations, Mr. Perfect! Once again I have to thank YOU for everything YOU have done out of the “kindness” of YOUR heart. You crazy smart jerk!

You deserve a gold medal in the gift-giving category! 

Thank you, thank youuuuuuu.  Oh and thanks for the funny memes and gifs too, I laughed my butt off.

If we were in the next peanuts movie, you would be the Carlie Browniest! 

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Your mad skills and willingness to help make you a hero worthy of action films- trying to thank you for everything is a Mission: Impossible!

So what if your kindness saved me from certain disaster, solved my problem and calmed me down.  Show off!!

How smart am I to have chosen a friend like you!

When pondering if I would do the same for you as you have done for me, I couldn’t help but think, “No effing way!” Thanks for being willing to that extra mile, even when no one else wants to.

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When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.

You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.

The real gift of gratitude is that the more grateful you are, the more present you become.

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