Sending Special Birthday Wishes For Brother
Boys will be boys, and brothers will be the biggest troublemakers of them all. Brothers are special. They are one of the few people that we have known our whole life. An older brother is one who we look up to, a super-hero who always has our back.
He may also be the one who teaches us all of the stuff our parents didn’t want us to know, many times at an inappropriate age! A nice message on his birthday lets him know how special he is to us.
A little brother was the one who always looks up to us. He may seem like a bit of a pest at times, but it is just because he sees you as a hero. He wants to learn from you and can many times be our partner in crime.
A special message to your dearest brother on his birthday lets him know that, while we may not always have time for him, he is always in our thoughts.
Below you should be able to find just the right message for the special brother in your life. Don’t miss the opportunity to tell him how you feel.
Birthday Wishes for Your Brother
- To my awesomest brother, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Today we celebrate everything that makes you YOU!! I hope your wishes all come true!
- Happy Birthday, dear bro! You’ve always been a caring and wise brother and my best friend.
- Happy Birthday younger brother, It’s your big day today, hope you are ready to do some major celebrating! Hoping you have a wonderful day.
- I am so lucky to have you as my brother. Wishing you all the best on your birthday! You’re always in my thoughts. Happy birthday bro!
- What is the best thing a brother can do? It is to watch out for his sister. You have always succeeded at this. I love you and wish you a happy birthday. You are such a wonderful brother!
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- I am so happy to have someone to share my stupid with. And man have we done some stupid things. So glad I’ve got you bro! Have an awesome birthday.
- Happy wonderful birthday. It’s been you and me since the beginning I’m lucky to have you for a younger brother.
- Happy Birthday to you! I am happy to be celebrating another year of your life. You have always been someone I look up to. I hope your birthday is a great occasion and I wish you the best!
- Happy Birthday to my wonderful brother. While you are thought of every day, none more than today.
- Happy Birthday to my big brother! Wishing you an fantastic day and much happiness in the year to come.
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- Happy Birthday to my superhero brother! Take a break from saving the rest of the world to enjoy your special day. You are a hero every day to those of us who love you. Wishing you happiness today!
- Getting older makes you appreciate things more than we you were a child… like the time you spent with your siblings growing up. Carefree and happy! Have a very happy birthday.
- Happy Birthday dear brother! Thanks for all the super fun times, great conversations, and wonderful memories! You truly are the best brother ever. Hope you have an awesome day.
- Happy Birthday To My younger brother That I Admire! Have an exceptional birthday and a sensational year, my sweet brother.
- May every day of your life be blessed with rays of hope, joy, love, and sunshine. Happy Birthday, Brother!
- Feeling grateful for all the crazy we have shared and looking forward to more in the future. Happy birthday wishes for brother.
- Happy Birthday to my brother who I share so many happy memories with over the years. Thank you for all the fun and adventurous times. Enjoy your day.
- I thank God each and every day for making you my brother. On your birthday, I want to thank you for being the best brother anyone could ever hope for. Happy Birthday sweet brother!
- Brother, it’s been a rough year, but don’t dwell on that. You are destined for great things and this will be your year. Happy Birthday dear brother.
- Wishing you a very happy birthday! Wish I could be there to celebrate with you.
- Happy Birthday, bro! Just wanted to make sure you realize that you are the best!
- Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you know today and every day that you are special to me.
- Happy Birthday younger brother! You are an inspiration to us all. Keep reaching for your goals..
- Today I forget whatever else in going on and remember that I have the BEST BROTHER EVER! Enjoy your day. Sending you the warmest birthday wishes..
- Hey Brother, wishing you an unforgettable day. Go out and have some fun! Happy Birthday dearest brother!
Happy Birthday Brother!
- I hope your special day will bring you lots of fun, love and joy. You deserve them all. Enjoy!
- Have a wonderful birthday to my amazing elder brother. I wish your every day to be filled with joy as you take on the next year.
- Happy Birthday. Hey brother, it’s your special day which means it’s time to have some major fun! Wishing you the best birthday ever.
- May this birthday be filled with lots of happy hours and of course, a great Happy Hour! Happy birthday.
- Let’s light the fires and kick the tires on this birthday! Happy birthday dear brother.
Special Birthday Gift For Brother
Your brother’s birthday is coming up, and you don’t know what to get him. We’ve collected the best of the best right here, so you can be sure your brother will have a great birthday.
- Happy Birthday To My amazing brother. You have always been and will always be my best friend for life. Enjoy your big day! It only comes once a year!
- Happy Birthday Brother. It has been one of my greatest joys to watch you grow up so well. I count myself lucky to have you as a brother and to have you in my life.
- Happy Birthday dear bro! I know life gets busy and sometimes we go too long without talking, but I wanted to let you know that you are always on my mind. You are one of the most special people in my life.
- For my wonderful brother, I wish you a very happy birthday. With each passing birthday, I realize more how important you are to me. Thanks for being my brother, sending you warmest birthday wishes.
- Brother, today is a great day to forget about the past and focus on a great future ahead. Make this the turning point in your life. I am always behind you. Happy Birthday to my amazing brother.
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Brother Birthday Wishes
- Happy Birthday to such a great brother. You are the best and should have an awesome day.
- Other people may know you as a co-worker, a boss, a friend, or a partner. They are lucky, but I get to call you brother which makes me the luckiest of all.
- Happy Birthday Brother. Getting you for a brother is like getting a number one first round draft pick. I hope you have a great day with great people doing great things. Hope you have an amazing birthday and a great year.
- Happy Birthday to my beloved brother. Cheers and beers to you. Wishing you a fun filled birthday.
- Happy Birthday wishes big brother. The sky is the limit for how much fun you can have today, my dear brother! I’m buying!
- To my elder brother, a true gentleman, Happy Birthday. Thank you for being the fine man that you are.
- We are a team, and together we can’t be beaten. I don’t know where I’d be without you. Happy birthday to the better brother!
- I am the so lucky to have a lovely brother like you. You have been my rock, supporting and protecting me all these years. Happy Birthday.
Heart Touching Birthday Wishes For Your Brother's Birthday
- Happy Birthday. Cheers to you, brother! You should be very proud of the past year. I look forward to seeing what you can accomplish in the next year.
- Happy birthday big bro! I hope you have a great birthday. You’re entitled to one day where you get to act like a big kid and not worry about anything else in the world. Let’s go party handsome brother.
- No-one will ever understand you like a brother. He is someone you can always count on. Happy Birthday to my first friend and now my best friend.
- You’re the life of every party, the classiest guy around, and everyone wants to be like you. Me included. Happy Birthday Brother.
- You must be feeling good, because you don’t look a day over yesterday. Happy Birthday.
- I admire you as a person and am thankful you’re my brother.
Thank you for being my hero. Happy Birthday Bro!
- Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy Birthday!.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother
Many times our relationship with our brother may be based in fun. Sometimes the right funny line will put a smile on his face and create a memory that will last forever.
Check out these funny birthday greetings for your brother and crack him up on his big day.
- Birthdays are a time when you stretch (or mangle) the truth to make someone feel good. Oh by the way, you are the bestest, smartest, good lookingest brother ever! Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!
- The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stay the same! Happy birthday dearest brother!
- I know that I’ve been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday amazing brother!
- It’s amazing how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy Birthday to the coolest big brother.
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- Happy birthday, or whatever.
- Happy birthday to a brother who is handsome, witty, and a ladies man… it’s like looking in a mirror.
- You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday bro!
- You are the best man on earth and the better brother (by far). Here’s to a brilliant birthday night full of mischief!
- Our Dad once told us: “Forget about your past, you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, you’re only getting this card!”
Unique Birthday Gifts For Your Birthday
- It’s your big day bro! Time to celebrate, wishing you a very happy birthday.
- Happy birthday brother! They say that with age comes wisdom…For other people…not us.
- Hey man. So. I just wanted to say, like. You know. Um. Happy Birthday. Yeah. That.
- You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to think about what’s right, but young enough to ignore those thoughts. Happy Birthday!
- Just for today, dear brother, I promise not to share anything embarrassing about you on social media. You’re welcome. Happy Birthday!
- Wishing you a happy and rewarding birthday. Seriously, I wish you all the happiness in the world.
- Remember all those times we fought over who got to ride shotgun? Aw man we were so stupid… Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips! Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows
- Happy birthday to the sweetest brother! May you live to be a hundred years old, and may the last voice you hear be mine.
- Today is the one day a year I won’t treat you like the second favorite child that you are. Happy Birthday to you, brother.
- Happy birthday elder brother, you are growing old and your hair is getting old too. But don’t worry, your jokes still suck. Anyway, have a blast!
- Sometimes, I can’t help but remember how I thought they brought you home from the zoo. Happy birthday monkey!
- And the winner of the best brother in the world goes to… Me! But you’re an honorable mention so… Happy Birthday!
- Yay! You have become a year older today! Don’t worry about getting old. Take solace in the fact that you are rapidly getting to the point in your life where you’ll soon start enjoying senior citizen discounts wherever you go!
He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal.
- I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to sneak out at night, and how to blow up a toilet. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday, brother! Another year gone by and you have made it alive. You can believe me when I say more than a few people didn’t thing you would. (mostly mom) I even had last September in the pool.
- Okay, this tit for tat one year older thing is reflecting badly on me. So just cut it out! Happy Birthday, bro!
- I’m going to think your cool until the sun burns out. Happy Birthday, dear brother.
- Remember WAAAAAaaaaaayyyy back when you could see the cake through the candles? Happy birthday.
- Even though you’re far away, you will always be close to my heart…like an emotional scar, or a looming blood clot just waiting to take me out. Still, happy birthday! And I hope to see you soon.
- Hey, no matter how many birthdays you have, just make sure that you don’t forget where you put the car keys. Good luck!
- The more birthdays you have, the closer you are to death. Not my words – science’s.
- Happy Birthday to my brother who gave me his favorite watch. Oh wait that “disappeared…never mind…
- Age before beauty, brother. Age before beauty. Happy Birthday!
- Don’t fret on your birthday, brother. You will always be younger than your next one. Have a special celebration.
- Another year older, another year…well…I’m sure “wiser” will be along any time now. Happy birthday bro.
- So, it’s another birthday? You know statistics show that those with the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
- Scientists have proven that you start losing your memory at age 30. Do you remember being 30? I rest my case!
- That birthday when the candles cost more than the cake…
Sincere Birthday Wishes for Brother
Has your brother been your stalwart supporter. Is he a hero that you have always looked up to? These sincere birthday greetings for your brother may be just the right thing to say in your card, text, or IM. Show your love and gratitude on his special celebration day.
- You have been my mentor and supporter in every phase of my life. I owe you more than I could ever repay. Enjoy your special day, brother.
- Brother, if you were a bear, I’d want to be a tree. If you were a fish, I’d want to be the sea. If you were a flower, I’d want to be a leaf. But you’re just you, and I’m happy I’m me. So let’s be happy celebrating your birthday. Happy Birthday!
You are not just my brother, you are also my best friend. Wishing you the happiest birthday ever.
- Happy Birthday To My Awesome Brother. You could always handle whatever came our way! Thanks for watching out for me all these years.
- Happy Birthday To You. It’s time to celebrate, brother! Sending love and birthday wishes your way to help you start your big day!
- Happy Birthday, Brother. With or without a cape, you are still my super-hero! Wishing you a super birthday!
- Happy Birthday Make A Wish, Dear Brother. I will wish as well for your success this year. You deserve the best! You’re a great brother and a good friend.
- Happy BIRTHDAY to my Cool Brother! Wishing you a carefree and wonderful birthday filled with all of your favorites.
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- Happy Birthday. To my wonderful brother on his birthday! Sending awesome vibes your way. Have a great celebration and a huge year ahead.
- You’ve earned yourself a day of television sports and bottomless adult beverages! Maybe a little cake as well. Life wouldn’t be the same without you in it. Enjoy your day.
- To My Little Brother! I am thinking about our childhood together and thankful for the friendship we have today. Wishing you a terrific day!
- On your birthday, even though we are far apart, please keep me close in your heart as I will you. My best wishes for you!
- My Brother is: B: Brilliant | R: Resourceful | O: Outstanding | T: Trustworthy | H: Honest | E: Excellent | R: Remarkable. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday To My Brother! Today is all about you, it’s a day to consider the past year of your success and look forward to a new year of your continued general awesomeness. Have a fantastic day!
- Happy Birthday Brother! I hope when you close your eyes and blow out your candles today you don’t run out of breath. I love you!
- Happy Birthday To My Awesome Brother! We will all raise our glasses in a toast to you. With each year that passes, you get more cool. Have a great day, brother.
- I thank my lucky stars that you are my brother! You are truly a wonderful, generous, loving, and kind person. May your day shine brightly!
Our childhood years and all of the memories are very dear to my heart. I wish you a great birthday and many more to come.
- You are such a great role model because you are so sweet, protective and awesome. I wish you, the best brother EVER, a very happy birthday.
- Happy Birthday. You have just passed another marker on the road of life. Stay in the fast lane and watch for roadblocks. You are an awesome brother!
- Happy Birthday. It’s that time of the year again, Brother! So get ready to celebrate and open some presents because this day is all about you!
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- Today, I wish that all of your dreams come true as you celebrate the year past. Count your blessings every day, and realize that you are very special. Celebrate your day!
- One step forward, two steps back. You are a year older but you look 2 years younger. How do you do that? Happy Birthday!
- Wishing you another year as good as the last. Happy Birthday.
- Make sure you mind your eyebrows trying to blow out that many candles. Happy Birthday Brother.
- Because today is a special day, sending birthday wishes wouldn’t be enough so I am sending wishes for happiness, health, and an awesome birthday for you!
- Happy Birthday Brother. You’ve always had my back since day one. Remember I’ll always have yours! Keep smiling and have a wonderful day.
- I am your sister. You are my brother. Together, we are unstoppable. Happy Birthday!
- Even as we’ve grown up and made our own lives, we’ve still stayed close. I’m looking forward to many more years of being buds together.
- As the true and good-natured brother that I am, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age.
- May God bless you with every joy and happiness. Happy Birthday.
- Be happy! All of the people who were blessed the day you were born are. May you enjoy many more birthdays brother.
- Today is the beginning of another 365 days of awesome… Enjoy the ride! Happy Birthday My Brother!
- The sun is shining more brightly today to wish you Happy Birthday.
- Your body never forgets how old you are, so you might as well suck it up and celebrate your birthday! Here is to a wonderful day.
The only thing in this world that will always stay the same, when everything else has changed, is the bond that we share. Happy birthday to the best brother ever.
- On this special day, I pray that God blesses you with every good thing, with love, with luck, and with happiness. Thank you for your constant love and support. Happy Birthday
- I know it’s your birthday, but today is special for me too. I mark this day as the day I got a special gift of a brother, and a lifelong friend. Happy Birthday!
- Thank you for always being right behind me to catch me when I stumble and fall. God’s great gift to me was you. . I love you with to the moon and back, my sweet brother. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
- May God bless you with every joy and happiness. Happy Birthday.
- When I think of you, I can’t help but smile. On your birthday, my every hope is for your happiness. Happy Birthday!
Birthday Wishes for Little Brother
Your little brothers birthday is a special day. He is the kid who looks at you and sees a hero. Even though he may be a bit annoying at times, he adores you and always makes you feel just a little taller. Today you can show him that you see and appreciate him.
- Happy birthday my little brother! Every year on this day we celebrate you coming into our lives. You are a blessing.
- Happy birthday little brother! Your laughter always brightens my day. I wish you plenty more of joy on this birthday and the ones to come!
- I know that I am so lucky to have you as my little brother. I love you so very much! May you have a wonderful day and lots of cake.
- Dear little brother, Happy Birthday! This year I will teach you how to climb that tree outside.
- Happy birthday baby brother! Mom and dad said that you will be starting to walk soon – I can’t wait. I love you so much!
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- Happy birthday my dear baby brother! Soon I hope you stop crying all the time. The dog doesn’t like it. Please stop crying ok?
- I’m officially the luckiest elder sister / brother! My baby brother is is going to be a fun brother to play with – I can’t wait! Happy birthday baby brother!
- Dear baby brother, you are only little now, but soon we can play together. We will have great adventures, you and I. Happy birthday!
- A happy, happy birthday to my little brother! On this special day, I wish you a wonderful celebration and the best day that you’ll ever have in your life until next year.
- The best birthday celebration is one that has a lovely little cake. I sure do like cake. MMMmmmm CAKE! Happy birthday my little brother!
- I may have forgotten a present, but I didn’t forget to say happy birthday to you! You’re the best little brother anyone could ever have!
- Happy birthday little brother! You always get me in trouble but you’re still my best bud. Have a great birthday!
- I have the present for you ready today, little brother. Just admit that I am the best and you will get it. Happy birthday!
- Is it really your birthday again? If you keep going like this you will get older than me! Happy Birthday, little brother!
- To my brother. I got you the best present of all…ME! You’re welcome.
- You are the youngest, but statistics prove that I am the favorite. Hope that knowledge brings you joy on your special day!
- Special wishes for the smartest and most talented kid in the world. That would be me! But you should enjoy your birthday too.
- Best wishes on the second most wonderful day of the year – the day you were born. I’m shocked (but happy) that you have made it through another year. Happy Birthday!
- On your birthday I will take some time out of my very busy schedule to pick on you properly. LOL Just kidding, I have plenty of time today…Happy Birthday…!
- I always remember our adventures growing up together. I hope your birthday celebration is as wonderful as the kid having it. Happy bday little bro!
- I want to tell you on your birthday that I am very proud of you. You have grown into a really good guy. Today we celebrate You!
- You are such a caring brother, I am glad you were born. You’re not just a brother, you’re my very best friend.
- If I was able to pick a baby brother, I would pick you every time. You’re my best bud. Happy Birthday.
- One more year of cool, one more year of awesome. One more year of YOU! Enjoy all the birthday messages coming your way.
- Happy Birthday. You are going to go far in life, and I have your back all the way.
- When life knocks you down, you always get right back up. I am proud to have you as my little brother. Don’t let anything get in the way of reaching your dreams.
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Best Birthday Wishes For Brother From Sister
- You inspire me every day and I hope you birthday is all you wish it to be. I love you, brother.
- Today we celebrate an awesome little brother-mine. Here’s hoping your future is as amazing as you are!
- To my loving brother. Wishing you a life filled with sweet moments. May your days be filled with sugar and spice, and everything nice.
- You take life by the horns and ride it. Today should be just as wild and crazy as you are! Lets Party!
- Today you are officially old enough to start making up for all the times you have annoyed me. Good luck and Happy Birthday.
- You are now old enough to pay me back for all the times you were a pain. Happy Bday, baby bro!
- You were a pain in the butt but your smile let you get away with it. Nothing has changed. Have a Wonderful Birthday!
- To my partner and accomplice in crime. We did get away with a lot. Thanks for being my sidekick. Best bday, little bro.
- Thank you for being born just in time to save my childhood. Here’s to you, little brother, Happy Bday!
- OK so being my little brother may have left some scars. But you turned out pretty cool. Happy candles and cakes, brother!
Brothers are children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Best Birthday Wishes for Older Brother
Having a big brother is such a blessing. It is like having a super hero of your very own. He has always watched out for you, kept you safe and protected, and even taught you a thing or two.
On his birthday, let your elder sibling know how much he means to you with these big brother birthday greetings.
- You are my favorite brother. Not because you are my only brother, but because you could snap me in half…just kidding. It’s because you’re awesome. Have a wonderful bday, bro!
- Luck has nothing to do with your success. You’re a hardworking example for your younger siblings and someone that I can always rely on. To my big brother, Best Bday!
- Despite being kind of a creep, you were always my hero. Have the best Birthday, Big Brother!
- Thank you for being the star that you are, and the person that I can be sure has my back. Have a wonderful Bday My Brother!
- To my superhero. Thank you for carrying me on your shoulders to lift me up and supporting me all the way. Thank you, big brother. Happy Bday!
- Years after our childhood, whenever I see you, I still feel like following you around having adventures. Best Birthday, Big Bro!
- Thanks for teaching me the ropes of life and how to tie them. I am sure that I can survive anything that comes my way now because of you. To my boy scout master older brother, Best Birthday!
- You always bought me food when I was younger, now it’s time to replay the treat. Your birthday’s on me, brother! I’m sure you’re going to have a happy one!
- I am so proud to be able to call you my big brother. You’re the best. Best Bday!
- I had no choice in who you would turn out to be as you were born before me but I am certainly happy with the outcome. Best bday!
- Happy Birthday Big Brother. Pop some champagne and let’s toast your awesomeness! Love you, brother!
- When I am faced with a difficult decision, I always ask what you would do. Happy Birthday, Big Brother!
- To the leader of our little gang, I’ll always follow your lead. I hope you have a wonderful birthday, big bro!
- Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!
- I am so proud to be able to call you my big brother. You’re the best. I have the fondest childhood memories of us. Have a fantastic happy birthday.
- Since you weren’t a sister, I couldn’t borrow your clothes, but you always did keep me safe. To the pit bull guarding the gates, have a wonderful Birthday!
- Someday I hope to follow in your footsteps, because you give me so much to look up to!
- Happy Birthday Bro. You get the limes, and I’ll get the drinks. Lets chill and swill.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY To My Awesome Brother! I feel blessed to have you as my big brother. We have had some wonderful times together. I love you very much!
- On your special day, big brother, I want to tell you how grateful I am for everything you have done for me throughout the years.
- Nothing better than a brothers love…except beer…and bacon. Boy I do love bacon. Happy Birthday!
- Here’s something I don’t get to say very often: you inspire me. Happy birthday!
- With great age comes great responsibility. Man, you must be very responsible. Happy birthday brother!
- I wouldn’t trade being your little bro for anything in the world. You are a star big brother.
- Happy Birthday, bro! Pause, reflect, and realize that you are the best.
- Happy Birthday Bro. Have a great day today. I am remembering all of the big and little things you have done for me. You are a great brother.
- Today, whenever I feel down or small, you make me feel good again, You have carried me on your shoulders and I appreciate you. Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday. To The FUN Brother! Hoping that you get everything you want this year. You are a great brother and I wish the best for you always.
- Big brother, on your special day, I just want you to know that you are my best friend and I look up to you. Have a spectacular birthday!
- Happy Birthday. Get ready to have the best celebration because today is your special day, Brother.
Wishing A Brother Happy Birthday Quotes
There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.
The only thing in this world that will always stay the same, when everything else has changed, is the bond that we share. Happy birthday to the best brother ever.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
It takes a long time to grow young.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Don’t just count your years, make your years count.
Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!
Old age is like everything else. To make success of it, you’ve got to start young.
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass”. “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys”.
He is my most beloved friend and confidant, my rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal.
It’s rare to have a best friend who is also your brother and also an NFL football player, and he knows exactly what I’m talking about.
I’m the best Manning
I’m the oldest, I make the rules. I’m in the middle, I’m the reason we have rules. I’m the youngest the rules don’t apply to me.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight.
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom
Brothers are children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.
