If you have someone in your life who is either going to have a vasectomy or is recovering from one, you know that they’re going through a stressful, elective, medical event. A great way to cheer up your friend, family member, or coworker is with funny vasectomy quotes to get him through the procedure.
Keep reading for funny vasectomy sayings, puns, and one-liners that you can use in a card to show your support before the procedure, or during the recovery phase.